(2014)
They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…
when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall
I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…
Watch were you’re going Don’t stare at your feet For every smile that you pass Is one you’ll never meet
I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice
He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower
Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me
