(2014)
This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door
I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
My shadow and I Once played hide and go seek I closed both eyes Not once did i peek I counted to the highest number
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
