I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged

Into the room the child had run I have super powers his story begu… I can see through walls For real no lies So the parents got up

The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do

They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick

If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers

I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog

A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous

I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail

There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…

The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree

Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”

What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies

Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset