(2014)
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree
He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
Watch were you’re going Don’t stare at your feet For every smile that you pass Is one you’ll never meet
