(2014)
They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
I followed a map of treasure once, In hopes of finding gold, But instead of finding a fortune b… I undug a chest real old. I guess you could say I lucked ou…
If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello
