(2014)
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose
whats that you say I cant read lips Oh wait I’m blind Sometimes Even I forget
they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots
Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name
