(2014)
The ruler sat upon his thrown His thrown of sand to all was know… His castle was feared far and wide As the strongest fortress near ocean side
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
If you cant reach out to someone because a someones what you lack reach out to yourself because you’ll always have your ba…
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
