(2014)
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan
