(2014)
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door
Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
Into the room the child had run I have super powers his story begu… I can see through walls For real no lies So the parents got up
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
