(2014)
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
His colors would not Follow lines A mangled mess The teacher finds “This papers all scribbles
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock