(2014)
I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon
Never go to the circus You wont return the same My image is ruined and a tent is to blame I entered fit
Tomorrow I shall seize the day Tomorrow I’ll go on that run Tomorrow I’ll wake up right on ti… And get the yard work done Tomorrow I’ll finish that book
Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
If you mixed a alligator An otter and elephant You would think it bring absolute… To all the places that it went But I was wrong, so listen carefu…
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
If you cant reach out to someone because a someones what you lack reach out to yourself because you’ll always have your ba…
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight