(2014)
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…
If you mixed a alligator An otter and elephant You would think it bring absolute… To all the places that it went But I was wrong, so listen carefu…
he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads
Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time
What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies
