My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors

I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…

My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will

If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude

It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick

Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret

You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me

I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed

I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man

They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share

If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers

On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide

I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog

I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…