(2014)
He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…
His colors would not Follow lines A mangled mess The teacher finds “This papers all scribbles
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
A poem of heart break anger and st… Is a poem created from the dark th… Don’t write of things that only ma… In order to feel better you must w… I do not wish to read of misery an…
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market