(2014)
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door
The ruler sat upon his thrown His thrown of sand to all was know… His castle was feared far and wide As the strongest fortress near ocean side
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello
Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
