There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…

He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes

Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo

The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do

In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down

Tomorrow I shall seize the day Tomorrow I’ll go on that run Tomorrow I’ll wake up right on ti… And get the yard work done Tomorrow I’ll finish that book

They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick

If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello

I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me

My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought

There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars

I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes

It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother