So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground

Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market

Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday

Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one

I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder

Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset

My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late

I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man

Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name

A poem of heart break anger and st… Is a poem created from the dark th… Don’t write of things that only ma… In order to feel better you must w… I do not wish to read of misery an…

He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking

they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite

As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me