(2014)
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots
they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite
Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree