(2014)
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock
You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing