So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground

There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip

You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex

There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…

He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one

The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding

Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”

Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…

Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan

His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”

Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too

When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight

Large heels Small meals The life of an actress Long scripts Thin hips

Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset

Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life