(2014)
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
Melanie and her melodia Traveled across the land That’s an organ on wheels In case you didn’t understand She played her music from her hear…
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
If red means anger And blue is sad White is pureness And yellow is glad What does orange mean