(2014)
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time
What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies
whats that you say I cant read lips Oh wait I’m blind Sometimes Even I forget
he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower
