He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing

I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed

They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share

Into the room the child had run I have super powers his story begu… I can see through walls For real no lies So the parents got up

Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in

There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long

Tomorrow I shall seize the day Tomorrow I’ll go on that run Tomorrow I’ll wake up right on ti… And get the yard work done Tomorrow I’ll finish that book

Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name

Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads

You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me

They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…

This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do

Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too