(2014)
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance
He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo
