Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in

Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing

There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout

Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts

He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him

If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello

It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home

In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down

I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes

whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time

A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous

He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes

He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing