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Tyler Steven Clark

Tyler Steven Clark

Almighty bush

Every one shall fear me
For I’m the almighty bush
If I see you waiting for the road to clear
You might just get a push
If you get to close to me
I’ll grab hold and won’t let go
Your friends will wonder where you went
It’s a shame they’ll never know

(2014)

#BushShort #Funny

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Up the Wrong Tree

My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
How to Brag

My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
A tip of the hat

If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
A Blind Date

Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
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The pop gun outlaw

The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
Jane and I

Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…
Demons

Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
Tangled girls

I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
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A Saddled Whale

I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
Metal home

Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
A Buried Chest

I followed a map of treasure once, In hopes of finding gold, But instead of finding a fortune b… I undug a chest real old. I guess you could say I lucked ou…
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Jane and I yet again

Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…
Watch

Watch were you’re going Don’t stare at your feet For every smile that you pass Is one you’ll never meet
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Don't miss the moon

They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…
Boat of issues

This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”



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