(2014)
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
I followed a map of treasure once, In hopes of finding gold, But instead of finding a fortune b… I undug a chest real old. I guess you could say I lucked ou…
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me
If you cant reach out to someone because a someones what you lack reach out to yourself because you’ll always have your ba…
They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
Large heels Small meals The life of an actress Long scripts Thin hips