There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long

My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed

Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads

Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing

This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…

My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late

They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree

There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…

A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall

There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip

I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg

Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday

If red means anger And blue is sad White is pureness And yellow is glad What does orange mean