This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”

They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick

Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…

He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking

You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex

It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick

His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”

This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do

I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged

I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…

There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old

It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home

The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding