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Tyler Steven Clark

Tyler Steven Clark

Hair contest

My brother and I
Once made a bet
A stake of five dollars
We had set
We both agreed
The one who’d pay
Was the one whose hair grew shortest
In just one day
To pass the time
We watched the sun
But when we looked down
Neither could see who had won

(2014)

#Bet #Contest #Funny #Short #StarringSun

Autres oeuvres par Tyler Steven Clark...
Hello from the moon

Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
Starring contest

I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
 1
A band in Nantucket

There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
The middle

Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
The cat

I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed
The Gladiator

He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
stack them high

Stack your Problems Up real High Stack
Metal home

Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
42 decker sandwich

I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…
The teetering house

There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
 1
Puddle fish

Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
 1
Tangled girls

I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
 1
The troll

I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
The worst flirt

So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
The end

This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do



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