I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes

Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories

Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…

Have you ever wondered How the clouds move along If you believe its the wind I’ll tell you that your wrong I sit behind these clouds

There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout

I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry

This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”

They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share

he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown

Tomorrow I shall seize the day Tomorrow I’ll go on that run Tomorrow I’ll wake up right on ti… And get the yard work done Tomorrow I’ll finish that book

A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall

My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors

There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long