(2014)
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
Never go to the circus You wont return the same My image is ruined and a tent is to blame I entered fit
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes