(2014)
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
Life’s like a puzzle With pieces thrown all about You have to put it together Until the pieces run all out Sometimes it’s finished
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door