Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…

There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout

I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg

This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”

Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her

My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat

I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…

Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in

when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there

Have you ever wondered How the clouds move along If you believe its the wind I’ll tell you that your wrong I sit behind these clouds

This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do

Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…