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Tyler Steven Clark

Tyler Steven Clark

Jane and I yet again

Jane and I hatched yet another plan
A more simple machine that we could man
We built a sleigh our dog could tow
We’d hook it up and away we’d go
Higher around it the grass does grow
As we sit hear waiting for the first summers snow

(2014)

#Funny #Short #Winter

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He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one
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The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
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There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
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