(2014)
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
If you mixed a alligator An otter and elephant You would think it bring absolute… To all the places that it went But I was wrong, so listen carefu…
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
whats that you say I cant read lips Oh wait I’m blind Sometimes Even I forget
My shadow and I Once played hide and go seek I closed both eyes Not once did i peek I counted to the highest number
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail