(2014)
I just had a serious poem form in my mind for no particular reason today, just thought I'd put it here
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
Never go to the circus You wont return the same My image is ruined and a tent is to blame I entered fit
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
Stack your Problems Up real High Stack
I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
His colors would not Follow lines A mangled mess The teacher finds “This papers all scribbles
Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…
Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
