I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog

The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree

You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me

I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…

Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan

No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined

I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail

Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing

You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex

Martin J, Martin J Simply loved the month of May March and April were to grey And nothing compared To his month of May

I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man

I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…

Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing

Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too