(2014)
they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite
I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”
We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello
If you mixed a alligator An otter and elephant You would think it bring absolute… To all the places that it went But I was wrong, so listen carefu…
