(2014)
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes
Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…
Large heels Small meals The life of an actress Long scripts Thin hips
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
Never go to the circus You wont return the same My image is ruined and a tent is to blame I entered fit
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all