(2014)
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name
I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon
You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
