(2014)
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
My shadow and I Once played hide and go seek I closed both eyes Not once did i peek I counted to the highest number
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down
What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies