You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me

I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…

My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat

I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…

As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me

In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down

they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite

Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts

Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads

There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old

I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed

There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock

The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding