(2014)
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
Stack your Problems Up real High Stack
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry