Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan

Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset

I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog

There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip

He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing

I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…

I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg

I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…

The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do

The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call

I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine

Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday

Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…

On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide