(2014)
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
If red means anger And blue is sad White is pureness And yellow is glad What does orange mean
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
Martin J, Martin J Simply loved the month of May March and April were to grey And nothing compared To his month of May
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me
I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots