Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset

Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too

As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me

Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day

There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…

Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories

If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello

Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one

Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…

I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose

I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes

I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder

If you cant reach out to someone because a someones what you lack reach out to yourself because you’ll always have your ba…