(2014)
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me
Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…
