(2014)
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed
My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
My shadow and I Once played hide and go seek I closed both eyes Not once did i peek I counted to the highest number
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
