I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…

I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me

My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors

This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do

Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…

If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers

Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”

Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…

I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine

I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes

He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing

I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…

Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset