Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories

In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down

Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day

My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors

Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…

Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday

When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight

There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout

They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…

He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking

This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door

No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined

My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late

What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies

when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there