His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”

This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…

The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree

If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude

Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...

There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout

If red means anger And blue is sad White is pureness And yellow is glad What does orange mean

He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…

My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors

Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset

There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…

He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking

My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought

It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home