(2014)
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan
Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
Watch were you’re going Don’t stare at your feet For every smile that you pass Is one you’ll never meet
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed