I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…

If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello

On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide

There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…

In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down

I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog

Into the room the child had run I have super powers his story begu… I can see through walls For real no lies So the parents got up

when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there

There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip

I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose

I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me

There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars