(2014)
He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home
He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one
when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there
he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder
We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…