What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies

Have you ever wondered How the clouds move along If you believe its the wind I’ll tell you that your wrong I sit behind these clouds

I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…

They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick

If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude

This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”

If red means anger And blue is sad White is pureness And yellow is glad What does orange mean

There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout

My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed

Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads

The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call

He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him

Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in