(2014)
I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
Tomorrow I shall seize the day Tomorrow I’ll go on that run Tomorrow I’ll wake up right on ti… And get the yard work done Tomorrow I’ll finish that book
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…
We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…
I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…