(2014)
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
Melanie and her melodia Traveled across the land That’s an organ on wheels In case you didn’t understand She played her music from her hear…
Into the room the child had run I have super powers his story begu… I can see through walls For real no lies So the parents got up
