(2014)
I just had a serious poem form in my mind for no particular reason today, just thought I'd put it here
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
The ruler sat upon his thrown His thrown of sand to all was know… His castle was feared far and wide As the strongest fortress near ocean side
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
If you mixed a alligator An otter and elephant You would think it bring absolute… To all the places that it went But I was wrong, so listen carefu…
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
A poem of heart break anger and st… Is a poem created from the dark th… Don’t write of things that only ma… In order to feel better you must w… I do not wish to read of misery an…
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
