Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...

I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder

I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…

I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose

Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing

In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down

A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous

Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…

I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…

Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories

Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset

he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown

Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts