(2014)
Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads
Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing
My shadow and I Once played hide and go seek I closed both eyes Not once did i peek I counted to the highest number
This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…
I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…
He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”