This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”

I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man

He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking

Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”

If red means anger And blue is sad White is pureness And yellow is glad What does orange mean

You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex

Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one

I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog

I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged

This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…

The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree

I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes

He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing