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Tyler Steven Clark

Tyler Steven Clark

Mean Jean

Mean Jean
The pie eating queen
For miles wide
She could be seen
She’d eat the crusts
And in-betweens
Never walking away
From a plate left unclean
She was forced to retire
What happened was the worst
She ate, and she ate
Till her pants finally burst

(2014)

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