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Tyler Steven Clark

Tyler Steven Clark

How to Brag

My friends all bragged
Of the things they did
James fought a lion
But had let it live
A snake bit Will
Then slithered away
It died of the poison
The very next day
Off a fifty foot ladder
I told them I leapt
But to be truly honest
It was off the first step

(2014)

#Bragging #DadFunny #JokesShort

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Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan
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I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner
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The end

This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
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I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes
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He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking
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