Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…

Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market

Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…

My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors

I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed

Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her

Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name

This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…

He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…

Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark

There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long

He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him

He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes