(2014)
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed
This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…
I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
